I'd been feeling rather poorly and gaining weight at a rather familiar rate, so I went to visit the doc and had some pictures taken of my insides to see what was causing so much discomfort. The heartburn, heightened senses, headaches, fatigue, slight nausea and swelling around the abdomen had to only mean one thing...and alien like parasite:
Introducing Aussie! We don't know if Aussie is a boy or girl. Aussie is already half way cooked.
The baby had its hand up to it face.