Conversation before bedtime:
Parents: Go get your jammies on!
Trouble: But my jammies are wet.
Parents: How did your jammies get wet?
Trouble: Mom, they wouldn't do what I told them!
Parents: So, what do you mean they wouldn't do what you told them?
Trouble: When I was trying to take them off, they wouldn't do what I told them, so I bited them.
Parents: So is that how they got wet?
Trouble: Yep, that is how they got wet...I bited them...